Say it isn't so!

Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm reading. Barbie and Ken broke up!

This is bigger than Ben and J'Lo! The article says it was an amicable split but I have my own theory. No doubt that tramp Barbie has been running around in her Barbie Corvette with Malibu Skipper trolling for men in the O.C. Why do I think this? Well, the Associated Press report mentions there may be another man involved--Blaine, the Australian boogie-boarder. Blaine, huh? Probably one of those metro-sexual types. I guess Barbie doesn't want a manly-man anymore.

Must be a slow news day. Check out the number of Google news articles reporting on this story.

Posted by geekchik at February 12, 2004 10:34 AM