Come on, guys, say it isn't so. You're not responding to these messages, are you?
I've often wondered how many people respond to these e-mails. I mean, is ANYONE so desperate to enlarge the size of their penis that they would trust an e-mail from some random stranger who tells them "there is a way!"? Yet they keep on coming--I get dozens a day (and I don't even HAVE a penis). So the messages must generate responses, at least to some extent, or they'd have given up long ago.
In fact, the article says that some 6,000 people ordered this stuff over a four week period at over $100 a bottle. 6,000 people??
So I have you 6,000 overly self-conscious bastards and others like you to thank for the dozens upon dozens of spam e-mails I get every single day? Hey, thanks buddy!
Let me give you some advice: Save your money! THE SHIT DOESN'T WORK!!!
Anyway, don't you know that size doesn't matter?
Posted by geekchik at January 20, 2004 11:27 AMYou know, I was getting a complex. My email kept saying that my dick was too small and needs a boost to stay up longer. Plus there were all sorts of pills they said I should be taking. Then the mortgage refinancing and credit report fixit offers started coming (I have credit problems?), and some General in Nigeria wanted help moving some cash. I was about to give up hope but now married women want to have sex with me! Guess I'll go ahead and get that Viagra that lasts all weekend (!) so I can be ready for them.
Posted by: submarine at January 22, 2004 08:55 PM